Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Born on Date

I don't get why people care about born on dates when they drink beer. I have never once checked a born on date after someone has offered me a drink. I normally just drink it and like it because it has alcohol in it. Besides born on dates are only on the worst of beers anyway.

I once found a Natural Light in a field and drank it. It had a sun bleached label and was probably topping in at around 95 degrees. It tasted just as bad as any other Nattie Light I've ever had.

The hope the next person I see checking the born on date of their Michelob Ultra gets a swift punch to the neck.

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