Checkmate!

I enjoy playing chess on my iphone. Should I be shunned by my peers and the general public for enjoying the worlds greatest strategy game? Here is an email between me and a friend letting me know where chess players stand in society.

Me: our chess match is an epic battle.

Not JHutch: that made me laugh

Me: when you combine epic battle and chess match in one sentence, it sounds hard core. in fact, after writing that email, my google adds changed from motor oil and wood saws to magic tricks and wizard robes.

Teamwork

These guys are champs. They must have studied geometry and physics to get this down right.

Guy #1 is obviously satisfied b/c he is no longer thirsty.

Guy #2 is obviously satisfied. Look at his face. He knows he was successful at atleast one thing today. What more could he ask for?

Born on Date

I don't get why people care about born on dates when they drink beer. I have never once checked a born on date after someone has offered me a drink. I normally just drink it and like it because it has alcohol in it. Besides born on dates are only on the worst of beers anyway.

I once found a Natural Light in a field and drank it. It had a sun bleached label and was probably topping in at around 95 degrees. It tasted just as bad as any other Nattie Light I've ever had.

The hope the next person I see checking the born on date of their Michelob Ultra gets a swift punch to the neck.

Tasty Shower

Sometimes I like to take a glass of water into the shower, or even a cup of coffee like this morning. It seems fine to me. It's hot in there and sometimes I get thirsty.

I can't bring myself to take food in there though. I just don't think that would work. Something about a hot steamy shower and a soggy turkey sandwich sounds terrible. I guess I might be able to get a wrap in the there without too much trouble.